1. Sorry, Wrong Number

    Email from Missouri area code.

    Them: I was jus tryn this 2 see if it wks

    Me: It doesn’t work.

    Them: If it didnt wk i wouldnt b talkin 2 u haaaa. So u gonna b commin home soon cuz it looks like rain n im n bed bout 2 go 2 sleep.

    Me: Nope, I’m going out for a while. I have a taste for some WHISKEY! YEEEHAW!

    Them: Ok im goin 2 sleep. Get some cids n food. Lol see ya when u get home honey. Love ya Big Daddy!!!!

    Me: Okay, when I get home, make sure you have the caterpillar suit on!

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