NO and then

Step One: Buy lacy underpants

Step Two: On day three, Hulk lacy underpants up so hard they get little holes in

Step Three: After two washings, little holes become slits and gaps that you could drive an El Camino through

Step Four: Declare underpants “too gross even if no one else sees them”

Step Five: SWEAR AND THROW THEM OUT

Step Six: Sale rack; oooh, lacy underpants

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