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My Obituary By Spock
“She died when Verne Troyer crawled up into her. We tried to stop it. We warned her. In the end he was too small, and she not careful enough.”
“‘Keep those legs closed! Verne Troyer might be lurking,’ I used to tease. She would laugh, and change the subject; usually something about Adorno, or tacky jewelry. Meanwhile I would scour the room for signs of midgets.”
