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Let Us Have Japes
“Are we going to Portland?”
“Well, the BIG people are going to Portland. You’re staying home in a cardboard box, okay?” I said.
“NOOO Meanest Parents EVER!”
“Well, I’ll tell you what,” her father said. “You can go as long as you can answer one question.”
“Okay.”
“What is this gross national product of Burkina Faso?”
“HUH??”
“Have fun staying home,” I said.
