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[15:03] <Assmitten> I get stunt sex, I really do.
[15:04] <Assmitten> Helicopter man, A++
[15:04] <spockers> HELICOPTER MAN!
[15:04] <Assmitten> I think it’s possible to have non-hateful stunt sex
[15:04] <spockers> Helicopter Man seems very respectful.
[15:04] <Assmitten> HA
[15:04] <spockers> As weird as that sounds.
[15:05] <spockers> He will totally ask permission and doesn’t need you to be drunk.
[15:05] <Assmitten> Now, I was unclear on something. Is the helicoptering vaginal?
[15:05] <spockers> Yes
[15:05] <Assmitten> Ok, I could not tell from the helpful diagram on YTMND
[15:05] <spockers> I think if you tried it the other way it would rip skin off.[15:06] <Assmitten> That seems safer, yeah.
[15:06] <Assmitten> I like how Dan Savage says you should not call people pussies because they can spit out babues and snap back
[15:06] <jezzer> My life is vastly improved by having Mitten and Spockers play Statler and Waldorf about pop culture.
[15:06] <Assmitten> lol
[15:06] <spockers> hee
